БУ-принтер гораздо хуже БУ-бабы. БУ-бабе износу нет, опыт плюсом и картриджи сама меняет.
short version:
Ray is awesome
sEN: thus i got saddled with the name i currently have
sEN: that literally means “peace”
MGB: Wait, that’s actually kind of awesome.
MGB: What’s the opposite of peace?
MGB: Discord.
MGB: There’s your divinely preordained purpose in life.
MGB: You are born to be an Internet troll.
MGB: Now go proudly into the world and take the blazing torch of the righteous flame war to every discussion you see.
TL;DR version:
(MGB = Raelan, sEN = me)
sEN: as for the deal with the name, wanna hear about that?
MGB: No.
sEN: so i’m going to tell it as revenge for you being a prick
MGB: brb tea
sEN: until the ultrasound scans, my folks thought i was a boy
sEN: so they named me Alexander for my dad and his dad
sEN: after the scan, i went by Alexandra
sEN: except i didn’t actually go anywhere, what with not having been born yet, but you get my drift
sEN: after i was born, they decided the name was too awesome for a girl
sEN: so they thought of another pretty cool name but rejected it on the grounds that it was a name of my dad’s former coworker and that i would have grown up to be an unmarried feminazi like her
sEN: (which i did but nvm)
sEN: thus i got saddled with the name i currently have
MGB: Delicious tea is delicious.
MGB: You done?
sEN: that literally means “peace”
sEN: ewww
MGB: Can we drop the baww and discuss Miracleman yet?
sEN: i mean, i was arrested for attempted murder (a lie but whatever)
sEN: i got reprimands for brawls (that actually happened)
sEN: i would go serve in the army if i weren’t an asthmatic POS
sEN: “peace”, my ass
MGB: Wait, that’s actually kind of awesome.
sEN: wut? that men get names like Winner and T3hpwnz0r and women are stuck with passive sugary sweet marmalade diabeetus?
MGB: You ever read Pratchett?
sEN: affirmative
MGB: Remember the Carter naming customs? Prudence is stupid, Chastity gets around, Hope is depressed etc
sEN: you mean i’m lucky to not be named Lolretard?
MGB: You're not intelligent enough to be named Lolretard.
sEN: kthx miss
MGB: What’s the opposite of peace?
sEN: war?
MGB: Close but no cigar.
sEN: uhm victory?
MGB: ???
sEN: it’s from Zarathustra
sEN: idunno conflict?
MGB: Discord.
MGB: There’s your divinely preordained purpose in life.
sEN: hail eris hail hail hail yes?
MGB: You are born to be an Internet troll.
sEN: …whoa
MGB: Now go proudly into the world and take the blazing torch of the righteous flame war to every discussion you see.
sEN: thanks Ray
MGB: You’re welcome.
sEN: no, seriously, thanks
sEN: you’re the best
MGB: You have someone else?
sEN: er, no
MGB: Then I’m the best out of a grand total of one.
MGB: Not much of a compliment.
Ray is awesome
sEN: thus i got saddled with the name i currently have
sEN: that literally means “peace”
MGB: Wait, that’s actually kind of awesome.
MGB: What’s the opposite of peace?
MGB: Discord.
MGB: There’s your divinely preordained purpose in life.
MGB: You are born to be an Internet troll.
MGB: Now go proudly into the world and take the blazing torch of the righteous flame war to every discussion you see.
TL;DR version:
(MGB = Raelan, sEN = me)
sEN: as for the deal with the name, wanna hear about that?
MGB: No.
sEN: so i’m going to tell it as revenge for you being a prick
MGB: brb tea
sEN: until the ultrasound scans, my folks thought i was a boy
sEN: so they named me Alexander for my dad and his dad
sEN: after the scan, i went by Alexandra
sEN: except i didn’t actually go anywhere, what with not having been born yet, but you get my drift
sEN: after i was born, they decided the name was too awesome for a girl
sEN: so they thought of another pretty cool name but rejected it on the grounds that it was a name of my dad’s former coworker and that i would have grown up to be an unmarried feminazi like her
sEN: (which i did but nvm)
sEN: thus i got saddled with the name i currently have
MGB: Delicious tea is delicious.
MGB: You done?
sEN: that literally means “peace”
sEN: ewww
MGB: Can we drop the baww and discuss Miracleman yet?
sEN: i mean, i was arrested for attempted murder (a lie but whatever)
sEN: i got reprimands for brawls (that actually happened)
sEN: i would go serve in the army if i weren’t an asthmatic POS
sEN: “peace”, my ass
MGB: Wait, that’s actually kind of awesome.
sEN: wut? that men get names like Winner and T3hpwnz0r and women are stuck with passive sugary sweet marmalade diabeetus?
MGB: You ever read Pratchett?
sEN: affirmative
MGB: Remember the Carter naming customs? Prudence is stupid, Chastity gets around, Hope is depressed etc
sEN: you mean i’m lucky to not be named Lolretard?
MGB: You're not intelligent enough to be named Lolretard.
sEN: kthx miss
MGB: What’s the opposite of peace?
sEN: war?
MGB: Close but no cigar.
sEN: uhm victory?
MGB: ???
sEN: it’s from Zarathustra
sEN: idunno conflict?
MGB: Discord.
MGB: There’s your divinely preordained purpose in life.
sEN: hail eris hail hail hail yes?
MGB: You are born to be an Internet troll.
sEN: …whoa
MGB: Now go proudly into the world and take the blazing torch of the righteous flame war to every discussion you see.
sEN: thanks Ray
MGB: You’re welcome.
sEN: no, seriously, thanks
sEN: you’re the best
MGB: You have someone else?
sEN: er, no
MGB: Then I’m the best out of a grand total of one.
MGB: Not much of a compliment.